Friday, February 26, 2016

This Week in Neat-O

I've been neglecting my blog outlets and slowly coming back, so there isn't much out there that I have saved up for this feature. I did find this, though, and feel impelled to share it here by my passion for creatures.

This is a profile for Vice about Phil Tippett called My Life in Monsters. I want to be Phil when I grow up. He's always been a hero of mine, ever since I was a little kid and re-creating Jabba's throne room with my toys and models. There's a nice arc in here about his film work, although it skips over RoboCop, which has some of my favorite Tippett animation. After his Prehistoric Creature short it goes right to Jurassic Park, the movie which Tippett had a lot of anxiety over because he thought he'd helped kill stop-motion animation. I always felt like he saved it, to an extent; certainly his solution to realistic computer modeling was innovative.

Like me, Tippett suffers from anxiety and depression, which is a revelation and an inspiration to me. He's currently working on a film called Mad God which I very much hope I get to see some day.

Anyway, here it is. It runs about 22 minutes. Have a neat weekend!

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Film Week

A review of the films I've seen these past few weeks.

Gordon Parks wrote and directed this film, based on his novel, about a group of black friends living in a rural community in the 1920s. The film is mostly seen through the eyes of Newt, a teenager who watches his hot-headed friend Marcus end up in prison after a racially-driven confrontation. It's a shocking movie, even now, because its style is reminiscent of coming-of-age movies about teenagers growing up in a small town, but with incidents of racism that are both aggressive and casual. The language being thrown around in this movie is hard to deal with. It's the perfect tone for the movie, because it shows in just its setting and its racial divides how hard it is for teenagers to grow up when the odds against opportunity are stacked so greatly against them. ****

I don't know, I didn't see the cynicism people said was there. That said, I think there was a bit of a struggle in its tone, if only because I wanted to see more of Tomorrowland itself. For a movie this long and full of (great) special effects, its reach is somewhat small-scale. After a charming opening at the 1964 World's Fair and a preview of Tomorrowland which is easily the best part of the film, the rest is just a power struggle between a four or five people in an underpopulated enclave. It has an optimism at its heart, but I wish it was more fun and delighted more in its possibilities. It settles for being enjoyable on a basic level as a skiffy-oriented adventure film, and there's nothing wrong with that, but there's not much that's remarkable about it, either. ***

You know, it just occurred to me as I was watching this that I've never seen a Jodorowsky film before... have to remedy that... But I do love the novel Dune, and this film about Mexican filmmaker Alejandro Jodorowsky's attempt to make a film of it in 1974 is brimming with creativity and enthusiasm. His project has always sounded rather wonderful, and in a way, by never happening, it will always remain perfect. What I found especially interesting was the section of the documentary where the filmmakers noted all of the influence the project has had, despite never being made, in the science fiction films of the late seventies and early eighties. I love this kind of film, just watching an artist talking about what drove him to create is artistically inspiring. ****

Dustin Hoffman as an ex-con, fresh out of prison, who tries to reintegrate into society. Life on the outside is too hard, and he returns to a life of crime. The film doesn't quite come down on the side of whether Hoffman has been dehumanized by the system and is simply giving in to it (his parole officer, a particularly sleazy M. Emmett Walsh, harasses him), or if a propensity for crime is simply in his nature. Certainly he doesn't feel like the opportunities for fair treatment are there, no matter how hard he tries. Early roles for Gary Busey and Kathy Bates, and of course I thought Theresa Russell was beautiful. And of course Harry Dean Stanton was quite good because, come on, Harry Dean Stanton. I think the film dragged in some sections, but it's compelling. ***

This film about John E. du Pont and his relationships with Dave and Mark Schultz was directed by Bennett Miller, the same man who directed Capote, and I think it suffers from some of the same problems of being weirdly remote. Steve Carell's performance as du Pont is interesting, but the role never feels inhabited so much as caricatured, though I do think that facet makes the character unsettling and unknowable in a way that works for the story. Channing Tatum and Mark Ruffalo are both excellent as the Schultz brothers, Olympic gold medalists whom du Pont becomes fixated on while building himself a wrestling team. There is a gay subtext that is unmistakable, but not forced in. But I found the docudrama style held me at a distance, and while I was interested by what I was watching, I was never drawn into the people involved in this drama, and as a result it felt long. ***

SHOCK (1977)
Mario Bava flick with beautiful Daria Nicolodi as a widow who returns to her old house with her son and new husband, and finds that she's too haunted by her previous husband's death to be comfortable there. In many cases literally, as her son interacts with his father's ghost and is sometimes possessed by him, And that kid is one of the creepiest kids in the history of creepy movie kids. I've not had a lot of experience with Bava, and what I have seen I haven't always liked, but I really found this one effective as a psychological and emotional trauma thriller. Great, involving stuff on a dark Saturday night. ***1/2

PIXELS (2015)
Terrible. Just, really awful. So, aliens attack the planet using creatures from old Atari arcade games. That sounds like a fantastic set up for a funny adventure film. But what should have had an Edgar Wright directs Mars Attacks! feel to it was... Jeez, where do I start? Adam Sandler just takes a big shit over this with his lazy Adam Sandlerishness. Jesus, even Ben Stiller would have been more likable in the role. There's the usual Sandler anti-intellectual streak running through this flick, but there's also a weird defensiveness about being perceived as a nerd. So the other nerdy characters have to be even more pathetic and cliched so that Sandler can be, I guess, the George Clooney of nerds. He's right about everything, he's good at everything, apparently he's devastatingly handsome and charming, because the more of a jerk he is to Michelle Monaghan, the harder she falls for him, which is just insulting given this movie's bizarre misogynistic streak. One character (played by the inexplicably-in-demand-despite-being-utterly-charmless Josh Gad, who is far too young to be in the role) meets the video game sprite he's been in love with since he was a child, and she immediately turns into Ashley Benson, starts kissing him, and then lets him drag her around and never says a word once, before marrying him and having kids with him, because what this obsessed social misfit really deserves is a literal trophy wife... This movie... Kevin James as the US President? I can't even look at Kevin James without getting unreasonably angry. I know, I know, it's my fault for watching it. I know. Old arcade games are my milieu, man. But what a piece of garbage. Beautiful special effects in the service of nothing. Nothing. *

Tuesday, February 23, 2016


So, putting together the Lego AT-AT is easily the most complex thing I've ever built. The last time I ever bought a Lego set was in the 1990s, and this one is so much more intricate than any I've ever had. So many pegs! I've never had a Lego set that required two 70+ page instruction manuals before. It was quite an experience!

This was the second Lego set Chris (aka Some Guy) generously mailed to me as a Christmas surprise. It took me about five hours to put together, but I enjoyed every minute of it.

I did this on Friday instead of getting on my computer. We were having hurricane force winds that day, over 60 mph gusts, so the power kept going out in a lot of places. Rather than deal with the inevitable frustration of that, after I got home from weekly therapy I decided to just sit, binge watch a show, and work on this project. I didn't expect it to take as long as it did, but I tried to work some breaks in there to walk around a bit... particularly after I sat for far too long and my calves cramped up rather painfully. Oops!

Anyway, I'm glad it took a while and kept me concentrating on something for the entire day. I still can't believe I have this thing in my house and got to build it... Damn, I love Legos.

Thanks so much, Chris. It's been a bit of a hard time, what with my anxiety and that business with hurting myself and just dealing with an... overwhelming amount of stuff to do lately.

Becca took these pictures with my new tablet. (It came with the new phone plan.) You can see one of her tiki masks there, with some Buddhist prayer beads.

This just makes me want to put all of my old Lego sets together, because I'm having so much darn fun doing these. All of the Legos I've ever had for the last 30+ years are just in one gigantic tub, and I've always dreamed of separating them out. When we first moved in here (2001!) I started putting my pirate ship together, but then I felt guilty because we weren't fully unpacked, so I put them in the closet and have never taken them out again.

Maybe it's time to just do that for myself.

Monday, February 22, 2016

Muppet Monday

You guys know I love Muppet commercials. Since I've been neglecting this blog so much, here are a number of them, all from 1965.

This ad is for Aurora Bath Tissue. I don't know who the voice is, but the hand is actually Jim Henson's.

This is a neat ad for Cloverland Dairy. Jim's experimenting with Chroma key backgrounds with this one. Like on Sam and Friends, this was performed to a pre-recorded track.

For McGarry's Sausage, Kermit the Frog and Mack had a relationship recalling Wilkins and Wontkins, with Mack pushing delicious meat on Kermit in violent ways. This is the only ad I could find, but there were 11 in total. They were all produced in 1964 and ran about 10 seconds each. They aired from 1965 to 1968.

This is one of sixteen commercials for Southern Bread that feature a Southern Colonel doing uncharacteristic things for some Southern Bread. I wish there was more than just one of these available. These commercials are generally thought to be the first time a Muppet was filmed on location.

And lastly, here are three ads for C&P Telephone Co. of Va. featuring Mack (again) and Suzy. There 10 of these, and Jim Henson is recycling Wilkins and Wontkins again, but they're fun. (And Big V makes an appearance in one.)

Sunday, February 21, 2016

Song of the Week: "Black and White"

Greyhound was a UK reggae group; this was their first single in 1971. I knew this as a so-so Three Dog Night single, but I guess I never really listened to the lyrics. It's actually about the Brown v. Board of Education decision. Written by Earl Robinson, it was recorded by Pete Seeger in 1956. (Sammy Davis, Jr. also recorded it, and so did the Maytones.) This just came up randomly on Tumblr, and I dig it more than the Three Dog Night version. I think the song really works as a reggae single. Apparently, this was the version that inspired the Three Dog Night recording.

Note: Why can't I set the post scheduler right? This is another one that was supposed to pop up Sunday, not Monday...