Looks like things are getting worse for Danforth Remington de la Guerre. After being lobotomized to keep the horrible, damning secret he has inside, he's powerless even to stop the squirrels from eating his face. As you can see, his insides are rotting and he has very few days left. Oh, Danforth. What did you see? We'll never know now.
Seriously, though, I like to keep the pumpkins out for a little while because the squirrels are gathering right now and they love to come up and eat bits of pumpkin. Doing my small part for the community, or something.
"To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where all crime starts. We must try to contribute joy to the world. That is true no matter what our problems, our health, our circumstances. We must try." -- Roger Ebert