Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Why I Hate Being a Star Wars Fan on the Internet

INTERNET: OH HOLY CRAP I LOVE STAR WARS BUT I SOMEHOW HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ITS SO AWESOME BUT JESUS CHRIST I QUIVER WITH RAGE EVERY TIME I THINK OF EWOKS AND RONTO BEASTS AND GREEDO SHOOTING FIRST AND SPECIAL EDITIONS AND PREQUELS AND JAKE LLOYD AND JAR JAR BINKS AND OH MY GOD I LOVE STAR WARS BUT I HATE GEORGE LUCAS SO FUCKING MUCH I CAN'T STAND IT AND GGLARGGBARGFARGGLLLL ACCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

ME: I always thought Boba Fett was pretty overrated.

INTERNET: OH GOD IT'S JUST A MOVIE WILL YOU LET THAT GO??????

1 comment:

William Mercado said...

Greedo shooting first was dumb, I saw Star Wars when it was just Star Wars and Han Solo clearly shot first...in a preemptive self defense