Thursday, March 10, 2011

I Hate Humanity So Much

When the world had finally shaken off people and given us the death we so richly deserve, please do not let this be the only artifact of humankind left for the next dominant species to find.

5 comments:

b8e58aaa-4b90-11e0-9a61-000f20980440 said...

"Where the SMURF are we?" Get it? It stands in for FUCK. Awesome...

Jason said...

Sigh. Yet again, something that once was saccharine and lame but overall harmless is now "reimagined" as smarmy, self-conscious, "urban," "hip," and altogether abrasive. Not to mention the ickiness of actually giving the Smurfs any kind of sexuality. I mean, sure, we used to joke about what a tramp Smurfette was in gym class, but that's different than a photorealistic depiction of her actually... you know... proving it. Ugh.

Kal said...

Why? I feel dirty. I WANT to just stare into the sun so that I can never even see this by mistake. I actually saw this clip advertised but I refuse to watch it. "Smurf them...smurf them hard"

Ed South said...

Everyone...and I mean everyone associated with this movie should be taken out and shot!

Sleestak said...

Thought the nadir of reboots was the Chipmunk movie