Sunday, March 13, 2011

Enough with This Shrek Shit Already

There he is, that snot-colored, over-marketed asshole on the commercial for Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines, and he's surfing and burbling and smarmily calling out "Who says ogres can't surf?"

Um, no one, obnoxious repository of all of Mike Myers' worst acting and comedy excesses. No one in the five billion year history of the universe has ever once uttered the phrase "Ogres can't surf." Never. Never as a salve, never as a joke, never as a declarative line in the sand.

I fucking hate Shrek and I will never forgive you or your kids for spending billions on this fucking thing.

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