Tuesday, January 11, 2011

If...

via Cal:

If I were a month, I’d be October
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday
If I were a time of day, I'd be early early morning
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a walrus
If I were a direction, I’d be west
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a sofa
If I were a liquid, I’d be Coca-Cola
If I were a gemstone, I’d be emerald
If I were a tree, I’d be a fir
If I were a tool, I’d be a sledgehammer
If I were a flower, I’d be a tulip
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a soft, gentle rain
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano
If I were a color, I’d be charcoal
If I were an emotion, I’d be yearning
If I were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry
If I were a sound, I’d be a growl
If I were an element, I’d be bolognium
If I were a car, I’d be a GTO
If I were a food, I’d be a pizza
If I were a place, I’d be bigger on the inside
If I were a material, I’d be corduroy
If I were a taste, I’d be grape
If I were a scent, I’d be a sea breeze
If I were an object, I’d be Joan Jett's guitar
If I were a body part, I'd be Zac Efron's cock
If I were a facial expression, I’d be an understanding smile
If I were a song, I’d be Rock 'n' Roll Suicide
If I were a pair of shoes, I would be sneakers

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