Wednesday, December 28, 2011
A review of the films I've seen this past week.
LIFE IN A DAY (2011)
Watching YouTube: The Movie. Ridley and Tony Scott edit together videos farmed from people generating their own content and pretend they've made a profound statement about the diversity of life. No stars.
30 MINUTES OR LESS (2011)
Well, I liked it. They find a way to channel Jesse Eisenberg's natural hostility (it's always seething right under the surface) and take the premise seriously enough to make it less of a buddy comedy and more of a crime movie about slackers with jokes. I dunno, it worked for me. *** stars.
STRAW DOGS (2011)
Surprisingly great. Honestly, I didn't really want to see the Sam Peckinpah classic remade, but writer-director Rod Lurie really finds a way to make it current and vital. There's a lot of very nervous energy running through this movie, and the outpouring of violence at the end is dangerously cathartic. Also, it's the first movie I've ever seen that actually uses Kate Bosworth well. A real surprise, and a hell of an excellent film. One of the best and most overlooked of 2011. **** stars.
The thing is, that chimp wasn't in any Tarzan movie ever, and he was probably actually in his early fifties. He was a painter and he had quite a bit of personality, but he wasn't the Cheeta from any Tarzan movies. Both claims, made by his former owner Tony Gentry, were debunked in 2008.
He died at the Suncoast Primate Sanctuary. I'm sorry he died. I always thought he was neat when they brought him out and showed him painting. I just think more outlets should be reporting the actual truth and not the manufactured hype. There's enough there to celebrate without the made-up stuff, right?
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
I've been derelict in my duty to bring you the best in Muppet videos, so before I start my bombardment with the end-of-the-year lists of silly subjectivity, here are some wonderful Muppet videos. First up, here are Bert and Ernie recording from TomTom GPS. Engage the hyperdrive! And here is one of the UL Labs PSAs with the Muppets, this one on cooking safety... ...and a second one for holiday safety. This is a UK cinema ad featuring a whole lot of Muppets shilling for the Orange cell phone company. Very cute. So, turns out this is how Kermit the Frog and Jason the Segel invited Amy Adams to be in The Muppets. Glad it worked! Here's just a quick taste of some bloopers from the movie. I hope there's an outtake reel on the DVD, because Muppet bloopers are hilarious. And this is sweet: Walter checking out the Muppet Pipes at NBC. Some post-Christmas Muppety goodness for y'all!
Monday, December 26, 2011
1. Basics, Part II (my rating: 2 out of 5)
Really, I'm just happy to get those damned Kazons out of the way. Again, Brad Dourif and Robert Picardo are excellent on this episode--I'm sorry to see the end of Lon Suder, I'd have loved to see the writers bring him back every so often, because they use him as a way to explore the motivations and implications of violence. I wish the writers took more chances on this show.
2. Flashback (4/5)
ANY chance to see Captain Sulu is something I relish. I honestly don't care about the non-Sulu scenes in this story, but I love the stuff with Sulu. It's a shame no one wanted to take a chance on a Sulu series. I'd have watched the hell out of that. (There were some audio plays that are really fun.) George Takei is in fine form, as always.
3. The Chute (2/5)
Harry Kim and Tom Paris wind up in Midnight Express for some reason. Tedious viewing, elevated only slightly by Garrett Wang's performance; the producers actually let him show some damn emotion for once. I kind of wish they'd gone the full Midnight Express in this one and given Tom and Harry the romance they're so obviously meant for. Seriously, it's the only way to salvage these two. Too interesting a direction for Rick Berman to go in.
4. The Swarm (2/5)
Another episode where I'm really only interested in half the story. I didn't care for the easily-ignored plotline about the Swarm, but I loved the stuff with the Doctor and his holographic diagnostic program. It was fun seeing Picardo play Lewis Zimmerman ( I believe chronologically this falls before Zimmerman's appearance on DS9?), and interesting that they confronted what being activated for so long would realistically do to the Doctor's program.
5. False Profits (2/5)
A setback; after watching the whole of DS9, the series that elevated the Ferengi to three-dimensional characters, here they are being used as silly comic relief again. Ethan Phillips is fun on this episode, though.
6. Remember (4/5)
A flawed episode--seriously, Chip Esten as a sexy love interest?--it does have some interesting points to make not just about genocide, but also about a culture that covers up its role in genocide. Roxann Dawson is really good on this one, which sort of highlights why she bugs me on this show: sometimes she's really very good, and you wish the writing were up to what she was capable of, and then too often the writers let down the potential of the character and she just comes across as petulant and childish. This is a highlight for her and the season.
7. Sacred Ground (1/5)
Well, I always, ALWAYS like Becky Ann Baker, and Kate Mulgrew is really good on this one, but this is another example of how bad Star Trek can be when trying to handle issues of faith. I think it comes down too firmly on the side of faith here without really earning it; like they just want to throw something in there because they can and without really justifying it. I could see if they ended it so that the viewer could make up their own mind, but instead of asserting that there are things in the corners of the galaxy that we can't really explain or don't know how to make sense of yet, it seems to be saying "faith explains everything that you can't rationalize." Not as smart as it clearly thinks it is.
8. Future's End, Part I (3/5)
9. Future's End, Part II (3/5)
Boy, if you really need a reminder that the 90s were just the 80s with louder colors, check out the scenes that take place in 1996. Ouch. Not the giant success the episodes seem to think--it often feels gimmicky and forced--but there are some fun bits. Ed Begley Jr is great as the villain, and it's nice to see Sarah Silverman get to do something that isn't smiling while saying "vagina" over and over again. Robert Picardo has some great moments here, but adding the mobile emitter to him feels less like an organic part of the story and more like the episodes are only here to justify the gimmick. Going back to 1996 feels like a stunt. And two episodes feels like too much of it.
10. Warlord (5/5)
This is really a small tour-de-force for Jennifer Lien. You tell me that someone's body gets taken over by another intelligence and I start to fall asleep, but Lien is so good in this episode that it just kept me riveted. I think she's clearly relishing the opportunity to play Kes from a different approach, and she's utterly believable through the whole thing.
11. The Q and the Grey (5/5)
Another thoughtful but very fun Q episode, as we now see the fallout in the Continuum from Quinn's suicide last season. It's so much more substantive than how Q was handled as simply comic relief on that terrible DS9 episode. And Suzie Plakson is delightful here as a lady Q. Just a great little episode.
12. Macrocosm (3/5)
Kind of a fun action episode with Janeway doing a whole Ripley thing (the producers do love to go to the Aliens well), but I think the structure of the episode kind of lets down the premise. There's no reason to do flashbacks; nothing happens that couldn't have been handled with exposition, except that the running time needs to be padded. It takes you right out of the whole Die Hard thing that the episode created really well. Too bad.
13. Fair Trade (4/5)
Good Neelix episode, this one examining his sense of loyalty as he's caught between his Voyager family and an old friend who served prison time because of him. This reminded me of some of DS9's really good Ferengi episodes, which just makes "False Profits" even more of a disappointment. It's nice to see the Talaxians taken more seriously here, as the attitude towards Neelix can too often drift into outright condescension. I like the ending, where Neelix expects to be thrown off the ship, but instead gets dressed down by Janeway while simultaneously having his place aboard the ship reasserted.
14. Alter Ego (1/5)
Ugh. Didn't they exhaust the whole "falling in love with a holodeck character" thing with Geordi LaForge on TNG? Why can't the writers think of a single interesting thing to do with Harry Kim?
15. Coda (2/5)
This is what Becca refers to as a "Cat Lady" episode of Voyager. It's intermittently interesting, but all of the stuff with Janeway and her father, and the tentative relationship between Janeway and Chakotay (the perfect, supportive, asexual dream male), just... yeah, it's a Cat Lady episode.
16. Blood Fever (2/5)
I like Ensign Vorik. He's kind of neat and it's nice to see another Vulcan around. But this episode is insane. It's either a gimmicky excuse to bring the apparent mutual attraction of Tom Paris and B'Elanna Torres to the fore, or it's a seriously misguided attempt to deal with sexuality on Star Trek.
17. Unity (5/5)
Now this is a fascinating examination of not just the Borg and the way they're characterized, but also the conflict between individual autonomy and collective belonging. What the writers are brave enough to do here is present a society who find comfort, safety and shared purpose in, essentially, a purely communistic existence. So we see a group of diverse aliens who have reclaimed themselves from the Borg, but who also miss what they truly feel is the social harmony of a hive mind. It's a bold statement to make, and one made with relatively less moral judgment than I've come to expect from this series. It's not arguing that communism and loss of individuality are right, but it is willing to show that the Federation way is not always going to be everyone's choice. After nearly a decade spent trying to force democracy on countries that don't want it, it's an interesting thing to see examined.
18. Darkling (1/5)
Silly. The Doctor does a whole Jekyll and Hyde thing after trying to improve his personality program. Meanwhile, Kes wants to lose her virginity and everyone freaks out over it. The whole thing gives the impression that the Doctor is reacting with sexual jealousy at someone else's interest in his little nurse. Just a creepy misfire all around.
19. Rise (2/5)
Kind of a retread of "The Galileo Seven," but I'm glad Neelix finally called Tuvok on his condescending attitude. I like Neelix and Tuvok together.
20. Favorite Son (1/5)
Terrible, fairly misogynistic and stupid episode. If Harry Kim had turned out to actually be a Taresian, that would've been very interesting, but of course we can't make Harry Kim interesting, can we?
21. Before and After (5/5)
Another tour-de-force for Jennifer Lien, and a great episode; one of the few episodes of a Star Trek series that uses time travel as a story element without simply being a gimmick, or worse, routine. I don't necessarily dig the idea of Kes ending up with Tom Paris--I wouldn't wish that on anyone--but Kes is such a great character and Lien such a strong actress that she sells everything that happens here. Interesting idea to tease future events; I guess we'll see how many of them actually happen.
22. Real Life (5/5)
An emotionally genuine and sincere episode. I like the idea of the Doctor experimenting with a holographic family--gosh, it's always nice to see Robert Picardo and Wendy Schaal together, though now when she talks all I can hear is Francine Smith. When Torres reprograms his family to make them less like the perfect family and more random and realistic, they pull out every plot point of practically every Afterschool Special and Lifetime movie, but it somehow all works; the tone shifts are organic and Robert Picardo's performance carries it through, approaching it with growing seriousness and sincerity. Lindsey Haun, as the Doctor's holographic daughter, is very sympathetic. Absolutely fantastic special effects on this episode, too.
23. Distant Origin (5/5)
Wow. I loved everything about this episode, which is a real surprise considering it comes from, I'm sorry, two guys that I really consider among the weakest Trek writers (Brannon Braga and Joe Menosky). But the way this episode is handled, its broader themes, the makeup, the way it looks and feels... this is a great science fiction episode for any television series. I love the Voth species and the whole idea of how they evolved. And I love Chakotay's defense of Professor Gegen's ideas: that his controversial theories actually strengthen the resolve, tradition and resilience of the Voth rather than threaten them. Beautifully done; the kind of thing Trek isn't often enough.
24. Displaced (3/5)
Kind of a neat idea that loses steam before its conclusion. I like Janeway on this one; this is the side of her that doesn't care about the Prime Directive but is more willing, instead, to do what she has to in order to protect her crew.
25. Worst Case Scenario (4/5)
Not perfect, but I really have to give this episode credit for finding humor in its human characters, who are too often just cardboard cutouts or ciphers for what the writers want to say. There should be more episodes like this, where the characters are bored and find excitement in unexpected places. I like how the teaser toys with the audience, too; for a while, you don't know what's going on, and then you want to know and see more. It's a lot less interesting once Seska becomes involved and then it's basically another Killer Holodeck episode (though it is nice to see Martha Hackett again, and she's as good as ever). But the first half reminds me of one of those great M*A*S*H episodes where the characters would try and find ways to combat their boredom.
26. Scorpion, Part I (5/5)
Talk about being sucked in right away: seeing Borg cubes destroyed by some unknown race. That sets you up right off for something very big and epic. Some great visuals in this one--Voyager being passed by 15 Borg cubes on their way to fight this Species 8472, and Voyager finding the same cubes hollowed out and destroyed later--that make up for the look of Species 8472, which looks like you would expect computer graphics on a TV series in 1997 to look. But it's nice to see the Borg returned to being scary and imposing again on TV; it allows the series to create villains that are even scarier and more powerful than their most powerful enemy, and at the same time creates a lot of exciting tension when Janeway decides the easiest way to get out of this is to make an alliance with the Borg.
It's a great cliffhanger to an uneven season--an uneven season with a number of true gems. I've already started the fourth season, and I think I have even more mixed feelings with this one, so we'll see what happens then.
And with this post, I bid farewell to Kristen Bell Mondays as a regular feature on this blog. 146 straight weeks of Kristen Bell appreciation is a lot--and deserved--but from here on out it'll only appear intermittently. Recurring instead of regular, when I feel I have something I really want to share (and judging from the promos for her new series House of Lies, I'm sure I will). Love you, K. Bell! Thanks for unknowingly appearing on my blog for nearly three straight years.
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Because let's face it, if he existed that's what he'd be celebrating today.
Here are the posts from my first-ever Christmas Countdown:
New, Kat-Centric Holiday Banner
Xmas: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Xmas: Comic Book Covers, Part I
Xmas: Cookie Monster's Letter to Santa
Xmas: Peanuts, 1954
Song of the Week: "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
Xmas: Puff Chart
80s Revisited: Scrooged
Xmas: Little Saint Nick
Xmas: Comic Book Covers, Part II
Xmas: Commercial Classics
Xmas: Peanuts, 1955
Song of the Week: "Sleigh Ride"
An Xmas Memory
Some Christmas Tree Pics
Xmas: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas in Space!
Xmas: Merry TARDIS
Xmas: The Chipmunk Song
Xmas: I Need This on My Lawn
Some More Christmas Tree Pics
Xmas: Disco Santa Claus
Xmas: Peanuts, 1957
Song of the Week: "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Xmas: A Calvin & Hobbes Christmas
Still More Christmas Tree Pics
Xmas: The Tick Loves Santa!
Xmas: The Night Before Christmas
Xmas: Comic Book Covers, Part III
A Last Post of Christmas Tree Pics
Xmas: You're a Mean One, Mr. Sith
My 50 Favorite Christmas Movies, Specials, Cartoons and TV Episodes
Sunday Hottie 360
Song of the Week: "The Holly and the Ivy"
And, as usual, all of my old Chrimbo posts: Merry Christmas
Now, I'll sign off with some more Peanuts, and say Happy Whatever You're Doing Today!
SamuraiFrog's Essential Christmas Songs #7: "The Holly and the Ivy" by Roger Whittaker. As I've said before, I grew up listening to Roger Whittaker because my Mom (and her Mom) loved his music, and as a result this version of the song feels definitive to me. It's actually the only version of this song I enjoy.
I've enjoyed sharing some of my Christmas essentials this year; if I do the Christmas Countdown again next year, I'll be sure to share more. But this one closes out the holiday nicely for me.
Saturday, December 24, 2011
49. Elmo Saves Christmas
48. The Santa Clause 2
46. Frasier: "We Two Kings" -- most of the Christmas episodes of Frasier are really good, but this one--the episode where Frasier and Niles fight over hosting Christmas and then attempt to surprise their father at work on Christmas--is usually my favorite.
45. It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie
44. Pluto's Christmas Tree
43. Sanford and Son: "Ebenezer Sanford"
42. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) -- generally I'm not too much of a fan of the Rankin/Bass holiday specials, but I like this one. I think out of tradition...
41. Justice League: "Comfort and Joy" -- for the scenes with J'onn J'onzz spending Christmas with the Kents alone.
40. The Vicar of Dibley: "The Christmas Lunch Incident"
39. All in the Family: "Edith's Christmas Story" -- I think this is another series that had really great Christmas episodes, especially because they didn't ignore that unpleasantness doesn't take the day off. Sometimes, bad things happen on Christmas, and how you handle them is what makes the difference. (Side note: a show that I think has never handled Christmas well? The Simpsons. God, I hate Simpsons Christmas episodes.)
38. The Bear -- Raymond Briggs is magic.
36. South Park: "Woodland Critter Christmas"
35. Quantum Leap: "A Little Miracle" -- the episode where Sam and Al pull a Scrooge on Charles Rocket. Obviously, I'm quite a sucker for A Christmas Carol.
34. Family Guy: "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas" -- one of a small number of episodes of this show that I truly love. This is back when the show was animated, like a cartoon, instead of static. And I totally love the KISS Saves Santa stuff.
33. King of the Hill: "Mrs. Wakefield" -- King of the Hill also did great Christmas episodes; they're all good, but this is one of my favorites, with an elderly woman demanding to die in the Hill home.
32. Mickey's Christmas Carol -- I saw this in the theater, but I have no memory of what it played in front of...
30. South Park: "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" -- a number of songs from this end up on my Christmas Playlist.
29. A Garfield Christmas
28. All in the Family: "Edith's Crisis of Faith" -- this is the one where Edith's drag queen friend gets murdered and Edith doesn't feel like going to church anymore. This one hits close to home for me, mostly because of my sister.
27. Futurama: "A Tale of Two Santas"
26. Toy Tinkers -- Christmas cartoon with Chip and Dale, which gives these guys two appearances on this list.
25. A Muppet Family Christmas
23. King of the Hill: "Pretty, Pretty Dresses" -- the one where Bill goes crazy and thinks he's his ex-wife. God, I love this show. I can't believe they canceled this... but it did free me from having to watch anything on Fox.
22. Die Hard -- come on, this counts.
21. Doctor Who: "A Christmas Carol" -- my personal favorite Who Christmas episode. Can't wait to see tomorrow's!
20. Love Actually
19. It's a Wonderful Life
18. Miracle on 34th Street (1947) -- the original, accept no substitutes. Although Richard Attenborough is actually quite a nice Santa Claus in the retread, er, remake. Good performance in a movie that has zero reason to exist. But the original is a classic and a favorite.
16. Blackadder's Christmas Carol
15. Married...with Children: "You Better Watch Out", "It's a Bundyful Life", "Christmas", and "The Worst Noel" -- one of my all time favorite shows. I don't care what you think, it was funny as hell. All of the Christmas episodes were hilarious, but these four make for a nice, hilarious mini-marathon. They work so well together I decided to cheat and make them one entry.
14. The Nightmare Before Christmas
13. Scrooge (1951)
12. Peace on Earth -- the classic, scary MGM cartoon by Hugh Harman. A cautionary Christmas.
10. A Christmas Story
9. Eloise at Christmastime
8. Gremlins -- come on, this counts, too.
6. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1965) -- the Chuck Jones cartoon, of course.
5. The Muppet Christmas Carol
4. A Charlie Brown Christmas
3. A Christmas Carol (1999) -- this one with Patrick Stewart is my favorite filmed version of my favorite Christmas story. The CD version of Stewart's one-man show is also impeccable. And if you haven't read the original Dickens, my goodness, do it now.
2. John Denver & the Muppets: A Christmas Together
1. The Snowman -- I can't think of a sweeter impression of Christmas.
Friday, December 23, 2011
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
The nice thing is, if recent polls are to be believed, people are starting to realize this. People are starting to wake up to the simple fact that the Republicans have no ideas and are only interested in themselves. People are getting it. There's something very wrong going on, and anyone with a brain knows where the blame is.
I hope you motherfuckers who voted Republican in the midterm because you thought nothing was being done are having a really good Christmas. Personally, I'll be spending December 25th mulling over where we'll be able to park the car to sleep at night when my wife's unemployment runs out in 11 days.
:: The Atlanta Braves are getting all litigious about Pixar's upcoming movie Brave. Probably they're just doing their due diligence in protecting their racist copyright brand.
:: I saw on the news this morning that a couple of studies had been done into creating more virulent, more resistant strains of bird flu that could easily be passed around by ferrets, but that US authorities are asking that the information not be published for fear of bio-terrorism. I have to admit, I'm a lot less afraid of bio-terrorists than I am of assholes who would pass this around just to see if they could do it. Like the guy who created computer viruses just to see if it could be done. There's always some idiot who has to ruin things just to see what happens.
:: There's apparently quite a wave of Christmas-related vandalism in the Northwest Suburbs this year; people finding that their elaborate Christmas decorations have been ruined. It galls me, as that sort of thing does every year. Is it really so hard for people to just respect other peoples' property and move past it? And then I have to flip on the news and hear people talk about those angry atheists or Muslims or terrorists, instead of just calling out what it is: privileged teenagers with too much time and not enough to do who are absolute assholes. That's all it ever is. Asshole teenagers. Maybe that bird flu should get out; we have a surplus of asshole teenagers and no World War to fight.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Happy Anniversary, Becca.
Monday, December 19, 2011
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Be here later for the inevitable conclusion, Becca Goes to the Hospital for Her First Round of Rabies Shots.
Posted by SamuraiFrog at 9:24 AM
SamuraiFrog's Essential Christmas Songs #6. I just think it's fun, and it's glam, so glam Christmas is a natural for me. Becca likes Elton John's "Step Into Christmas" and Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime," I like Slade.