Saturday, October 30, 2010

I Love That I'm Even Having This Conversation

BECCA: I can just never remember that guy's name.

ME: Alpine! That's... how can you forget Alpine? If Shipwreck's the Han Solo of G.I. Joe--

BECCA: Agreed.

ME: Then Alpine's like the Lando Calrissian of G.I. Joe.

BECCA: Okay, let's get one thing straight: Roadblock is the Lando Calrissian of G.I. Joe. Roadblock is cooler than everyone. Like Lando.

3 comments:

GarrettCRW said...

Alpine is the R2D2 of G.I.Joe, and Bazooka is the perpetually out of touch part of 3PO.
Duke is Luke, post-Bespin.
Scarlett is Mara Jade.
Lady Jaye is Leia.
Flint is Han, post-Bespin.
Hawk is Obi-Wan.
Spirit is Yoda.
Ace is Wedge.
Snake Eyes is Chewbacca.
Zartan is Boba Fett.
Golobulus is Palpatine.
Cobra Commander is Anakin.
Destro is Vader.
Major Bludd is General Veers.
Storm Shadow is Darth Maul.

Becca said...

But then who is Serpentor?

GarrettCRW said...

Serpy is clearly Joruus C'baoth, the mad Jedi clone from Timothy Zahn's Thrawn trilogy of novels.