MemeShot

I took this from Caffeinated Joe, who got it from Billy Loves Stu, who created it. It's a meme for horror bloggers, and while I'm not a horror blogger, I do love horror movies. So I'm going to just go ahead and do it.

1: In Ten Words or Less, Describe Your Blog:

Me wasting time and talking about stuff.

2: During What Cinematic Era Where you Born?
A: The Classic Horror Era (late 30's to 40's)
B: The Atomic Monster/Nuclear Angst Era (the late 40's through 50's)
C: The Psycho Era ( Early 60's)
D: The Rosemary's Baby Era (Mid to Late 60's)
E: The Exorcism Era (Early to mid 70's)
F: The Halloween Era (Late 70's to Early 80's)
G: The Slasher Era (Mid to late 80's)
H: The Self Referential/Post Modern Era (1990 to 1999)

Born in 1976, I feel like I'm on the cusp between E and F; after The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Last House on the Left, but just before The Hills Have Eyes and Halloween.

3: The Carrie Compatibility Question:
(gay men and straight women - make your choice from section A)
A: Billy Nolan or Tommy Ross, who would you take to the prom?
(straight guys and lesbians - make your choice from section B)
B: Sue Snell or Chris Hargensen, who would you take to the prom?

Chris Hargensen, of course!

4: You have been given an ungodly amount of money, and total control of a major motion picture studio - what would your dream Horror project be?

I don't have a dream horror project, but if I did, I can assure you it wouldn't be remaking a classic horror film.

5: What horror film "franchise" that others have embraced, left you cold?

I'm not interested in seeing any of the Saw movies.

6: Is Michael Bay the Antichrist?

Not at all. He's just a very, very, very bad filmmaker. We've got a lot of those, sadly.

7: Dracula, The Wolf Man, The Frankenstein Monster - which one of these classic villains scares you, and why?

None of them. They're like old friends to me.

8: Tell me about a scene from a NON HORROR Film that scares the crap out of you:

When Lampwick changes into a donkey in Pinocchio. It's terrifying, especially when you're a child, but even as an adult. Just that horrible, plaintive cry--"Mother! Mother!"--followed by a donkey bay and watching his hands change into hooves... it's awful.

9: Baby Jane Hudson invites you over to her house for lunch. What do you bring?

A rain check.

10: So, between you and me, do you have any ulterior motives for blogging? Come, on you can tell me, it will be our little secret, I won't tell a soul.

No. Just wasting time.

11: What would you have brought to Rosemary Woodhouse's baby shower?

I don't really do baby showers. But maybe some wine and cheese...

12: Godzilla vs The Cloverfield Monster, who wins?

I haven't seen Cloverfield, but Godzilla. Godzilla wins.

13: If you found out that Rob Zombie was reading your blog, what would you post in hopes that he read it?

I don't know; I don't think I have much to say to Rob Zombie. I mean, I'm a fan of his, and except for Halloween II, I've liked all of his movies. I'd just suck up, and why bother doing that? He's just a person, full of shit like you and me and anyone else.

14: What is your favorite NON HORROR FILM, and why?

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen is my favorite movie of all time. Why? Well, because of the way it makes me feel when I'm watching it.

15: If blogging technology did not exist, what would you be doing?

Same thing I did before blogging: writing, watching movies, reading. The things I do when I'm not blogging now.