Meme Minus Ten

Via.

1. It's 2AM and you are not home. You are more than likely: Dead somewhere. I'm not a night owl.

2. What's the last thing you spent more than $100 on? The power bill.

3. What do your bank checks look like? They're just regular bank checks.

4. Where did the shirt you are currently wearing come from? Wal-Mart. It's just a gray Hanes shirt.

5. Name something that will be on your Christmas wish list: Financial stability.

6. What color is your toothbrush? White with a red stripe.

7. Name something you collect and tell us about it. Pieces of my childhood, I think.

8. Last restaurant you ate at. Who were you with? How was it? Last time was IHOP. Not really, like, a restaurant-restaurant, but it was a nice meal. I tried those stackers pancakes with the cheesecake filling in the middle. Good stuff; like a miniature dessert for breakfast. (They're smaller than they look, so it's not so much that it makes you sick.) Me and Becca went while she was just on vacation; she had a coupon for a free entree. It was a nice treat.

9. Who was the last person you bought a birthday card for? I have no idea. I don't buy them. I try to make them, but I don't always remember.

10. What is your worst bad habit? Other than forgetting about birthday cards? Laziness.

11. Name a magazine you subscribe to? Playboy.

12. Your favorite pizza toppings? I used to look only cheese, but now I like a lot of different things on pizza. My favorite is pepperoni with jalapenos and green peppers or black olives or onions.

13. Whose number were you looking up the last time you used a phone book? A data recovery specialist.

14. Other than family, who is the person that you love most? My wife.

15. What is the last thing you cooked? Me personally... I don't remember.

16. Name something you wouldn't want to buy used? Underwear.

17. Which shoe do you put on first? The left, for some reason.

18. What is the last thing you remember losing? Well, if I remembered losing it, wouldn't I still have it? (I know, I know, not necessarily, I don't care.)

19. What is the ugliest piece of furniture in your house? It's all pretty ragged.

20. Last thing you bought and ended up returning? Some meat.

21. What perfume/cologne do you wear? If none, why? I don't generally wear cologne. I do wear aftershave when I shave; I wear Skin Bracer, which isn't fancy but has a sort of sweet, almost baby powder-like smell. I know I wear it because that's what my Dad used to use when I was a kid (I don't know if he still does or not). The smell reminds me of simpler times.

22. Your favorite board game? Trivial Pursuit.

23. What was the last board game you played? Um... Risk, maybe.

24. Where did your vehicle come from? A strange world on the outer rim of the Crab Nebula... a factory, where do you think?

25. If a movie was made about your life what would the theme song be? "Dare to Be Stupid" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

26. You're sad, who can cheer you up easily? The Muppets!

27. What was the color of the bridesmaid dresses of the last wedding you went to? I have no idea; the last wedding I went to (other than mine, which had no bridesmaids) was in 1995 or something.

28. What house cleaning chore do you hate to do the most? Doing the dishes.

29. What is your favorite way to eat chicken? Fried.

30. It is your birthday. You hope the cake is? Yellow with chocolate frosting. Or a pie! I love pie...