Someone or other called Peter left a comment on one of my G.I. Joe recaps that made me laugh my ass off:
i dont understand, YOU HATE LADY JAYE?
but in almost every episode of this ¨ ¨GiJoe review¨, there are a picture of her.
so...
Get a life moron.....
I always love this kind of quote. I mean, what would the internet be without this kind of anonymous lunacy that passes for discourse?
Where would my self-esteem be without the simple poetry of people taking the time out of their busy days to leave me a delightful missive telling me how much I'm wasting their time?
What would I do with my days if I didn't have the occasional commenter calling me a moron because, in their simplicity, they don't have the ability to come to grips with their own idiocy, and so must lash out at others over the most trifling of things?
What would I laugh at on the internet during the day if not for the spectacle of people so thrilled to think that they might catch me on some kind of inconsistency that they actually forget grammar, spelling, and the elements of style?
Yes, Peter. Truly, I am a moron who needs to get a life. After all, I just wasted all of this time reading someone's blog recaps of G.I. Joe episodes and getting pissed off about them.
Oh, wait. That's YOU.
I guess I could respond to you by simply explaining that Lady Jaye is popular with people who read those posts, or that Lady Jaye's near-ubiquity on the series makes it impossible to ignore her, since she's one of the major players of the show and has a ton of screen time.
But instead I'll pay you the respect you paid me in your dim manner and just answer you in the parlance of the internet:
Yes, there are a lot of "picture of her" That's cos' she's on nearly every episode, shit wit!
FYI: "Parlance" is a fancy word for "vernacular." Which means "way o' talkin'."
But hey, thanks for wasting your time reading Electronic Cerebrectomy.
11 comments:
This wasn't me, for the record. Carry on.
Your name is cleared.
U dunt post enough picture of Baroness, me am mads at u.
Ouch, hurts the brain to talk and type like that.
I used parlance on a blog post today.....please don't think it was me who wrote that! Truth be told, I was never a fan of the shows, so I generally skip your posts about them.
But I can't get enough of the Disney stuff!
I think of The Big Lebowski when the word parlance comes into a conversation.
I usually skim to Joe posts, mostly because I have no context for reading them.
That said, you get point for putting the comma in your title whereas the other person loses points.
Drake: It really does, doesn't it? Your brain wonders what's wrong. When I do that I can almost hear my subconscious saying "We're not having a stroke, knock it off!"
Devilman: I saw that and had to chuckle. "Parlance" was the word of the day, yesterday, I guess. Parlance in the air.
MC: Ha! Yeah. For me it's "coitus." It comes up for laughs here a lot. One time I almost made Becca spit out her soda when she said "fucking" and I unexpectedly said "You mean coitus?"
Roger: At least he didn't spell it "moran." That's something.
What is with this week for morons in the comment sections?? It's like the pharmacy ran out of medication at the same time all over the world.
It seems to be one of the hazards of a pop culture blog, the occasional blithering idiot that absolutely can't get through their day without telling you how much they didn't like something you posted.
I'd call them a complete waste of time and space, but for the fact that I love it when you reply to their comments in this way. Matt is pretty good at it, too...
Hey, I'm delightfully caustic.
Wow, I didn't know I couldn't post pictures of anyone I didn't like! Guess I shouldn't have included pictures in today's post about the Fates, because I hate those bitches.
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