Ladies of Oscar

AMY ADAMS
I'm glad she looked so beautiful and graceful. When she was nominated for Junebug (which she was the only good part of, and she was great in that movie), she looked so severe and nervous.

ANNE HATHAWAY
I'm still in love with her. She's so easygoing.

CATE BLANCHETT
I didn't know she was pregnant, but she looks really, really good. She's so entrancingly beautiful; I can't stop staring at her when I see her.

DIABLO CODY
Shouldn't it be Diabla? I think Becca's already in love with her. Not that I blame her.

DIANE LANE
Meow.

HILARY SWANK
I wish she'd either soften up a little or just ditch the glam dresses. They aren't quite meshing. I still think she's sexy.

JENNIFER GARNER
She brightens up everything, I think. She's statuesque here, but she's also got a smile I'm in love with. And those bright, bright eyes.

JENNIFER HUDSON
She's yummy.

JESSICA ALBA
The pregnancy sure is working for her. She's glowy and soft and beautiful; all the things she usually isn't.

KRISTIN CHENOWETH
Didn't she used to be heavier? She needs to put some weight back on.

LAURA LINNEY
She always manages to look effortless. I love her. There's not a lot of bullshit with her.

LISA RINNA
I'll just come out and say it: she always makes me hard. Very hard.

MARILLION/MARION COTILLARD
Is it Marillion or Marion? I see both. Did they just anglicize it for America? It annoys me when they do that (I always hate seeing Ziyi Zhang since I knew her as Zhang Ziyi for years before America anglicized it). Anyway, she's gorgeous.

MARLEE MATLIN
I think she always looks beautiful. She's pretty sexy.

MELORA HARDIN
Not sure why she's there, but she is the embodiment of a lot of cougar fantasies I've had since I was eight.

MILEY CYRUS
Shiny. Does she really need to wear that much glitter on her face?

NICOLE KIDMAN
Love it. I think she needs to embrace her weird side more. I've been liking her more than I have in a long time lately.

PENELOPE CRUZ
Mi hermoso chica Latina. Deseo hacer cosas a usted. Cosas traviesas.