What I'd most like for Christmas this year is my very own life-sized Bratz doll. You know, those dolls that seem to only exist for the purpose of teaching young girls to grow up to be slutty whores? Yeah, one of those. Me being a guy of a certain age, you know that kind of shit works for me. So I was thinking, maybe a life-sized one that I could play all kinds of games with, like dress-up and stuff... Well, and maybe some others, too. I'd like a black Bratz doll, because I think black women are so beautiful and their smooth, dark skin turns me on. You know I love the black girls, right Santa? And give her long black hair and long, silky legs. You know what they say, built like a horse, am I right? Hey, c'mon. You're cool, SC, I know you know what I'm talking about. I promise that I'll take good care of her, brush her hair, and clean her vinyl skin with cleanser and a washcloth and even retouch her makeup if I have to.
Thanks! And if there's anything I can do for you, let me know!
Your pal,
SamuraiFrog
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Dear Santa
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2 comments:
I hope Santa fulfills your wish.
Let me know if you have his address...my taste in dolls is different, more of white, blonde, blue eyes kind of, but I do like life-sized dolls. :-)
Who doesn't? Thanks for the support, and I'll pass your request on to Santa as well.
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