How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
Congratulations! If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. You can smell a grammatical inaccuracy from fifty yards. Your speech is revered by the underlings, though some may blaspheme and call you a snob. They're just jealous. Go out there and change the world.
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Apparently, I do know what I'm talking about when people come to me with grammar questions.
So as a fellow "Grammar God," are we now a pantheon, or will that take a few more mortals to become gods like us?
(btw, I also use proper grammer and complete sentences and puncuation when I text message. It may take longer, but damn it, anything worth doing is worth doing right)
Thy peon worships Thy presence, O Thou whose pronouncements art to be adhered to, verily as glue anointeth the paper or as tape adorneth the present with tinselled wrappings. With Thy glory, may none of the infinitives be split, nor may the modifiers dangle from henceforth. For Thy grammar is Thy glory forever and ever, amen.
Be it so.
proper grammer, yes. proper spelling, no.
Tough talk coming from a man who feels no need to capitalize.
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